Wow 3 months and counting. That how long I have not post anything on this page. I really should be reprimanded for neglecting this blog for so long.But I have reasons for why I didn't blog since April.


First it was the examination which are thankfully over. Then we have the incredible Internet connection that keep this country running. It is beyond slow and amazingly still works considering the facts that I am blogging right now using their service. To the provider please upgrade your service!!



Facebook also let me to being lazy to blog. The lack of usage of grey matter and the addictiveness of this website far overweight the need for me to blog. Damn getting lazy and stupid.


But I guess I should blog more often as it exercises the usage of my language and allows my non utelized brain to be stimulated.Haha.


Cheers!

This is what I heard

At a ground floor of a building waiting for the lift to arrive.

Girl 1: Hei so which team to you support?
Girl 2:Used to support Man United.
Girl 1:Really did you watched last night match?
(This happened before the EPL season ended)
Girl 2:Nahh, I lost interest when David Beckham left...
Girl 1: I think that yesterday's game was a bit slow the wasn't any action going on till the last quarter of the second half..
Girl 2:Maybe I should have watched the game..

To sum it up, this is the first time I have heard and seen this happen.It is equivalent to a couple of dudes discussing ballet.Rare if unheard off.

Wow..

Sleep deprieved and mentally affected.

The inability of me to sleep has resulted in the me unable to be effective.It is like my mind purposely finds reasons not to allow me to sleep and it there isn't any, it just doesn't allow me to sleep anyway!!

I can't remember the last time I knocked off before 00.00.Oh wait I remember now, it was in high school.Back then I couldn't afford to be late and unless I wanted to play commando with the disipline masters and his EVIL minions/followers(prefects),sleep was a viable option.Besides, back then we didn't had ASTRO, Internet was at it infancy and there was LESS things to study!!

Anyway, the results of having lack of sleep would be the inability to remember and focusing on things, dozing off periodically,strategizing and pretty much doing everything a million times slower.Not to mention the a colossal challange to stay awake during Saturday service.

Yes, I should change my sleeping habits before it changes me..

Prank calls..

Now I am sure that when you people were young,you have or at least attempted to make prank phone calls.C'mon I talking to you reading this post.999 calls, calls to the pizza delivery company(before they had trace systems), calls to the taxi service and so on.

Being the good boy that I was, I could not imagine doing something like that. :p
Anyway ,I just so happen that to notice that these days,kids aren't really into making prank calls.I could be wrong but that not what my younger cousins are doing.They are more interested in playing video games and watching satellite TV.

So anyway,do you guys have any memorable prank calls that you have placed or heard?I read one and it sounds like this:

Caller:Hello
Recipient:Hello
Caller:Is your fridge running?
Recipient:Yes,who is this?
Caller:It doesn't matter better go and catch it before it runs away...

;p

!!doink!!
Anyway, to you kids out there reading this, DO NOT TRY OR EVEN THINK OF PLACING PRANK CALLS. It is annoying,wrong and totally outdated it being a 20th century practice.Right gtg.Gonna leave you with a prank calls by the kid who never grew up, no not the one which flies around but the one in a dysfunctional family.You got to turn up the volume a bit in the beginning,cause it is a wee bit hard to hear.Thanks

This is too funny not to blog about...

Yesterday, while I was in class,Kay Jin and I heard something that was funny and wacky at the same time.The fact that it was so random makes it even more comical.Anyway it when like this:

After the usual half and hour break, the lecturer commented about about some student leaving his lecture manual at the front of her desk.

Lecturer: 'Now I have notice that a certain student by the name of X has left his lecture manual in front of my desk. There are many interesting comments on his manual.'
She says and I quote:

' Boring ,boring ,boring'.
'Hungry,hungry,hungry'
'Kfc,Pizza Hut,Nandos'
'Yummy,yummy.yummy'

'Now I an certain that Mr X will be a lawyer of sterling quality.'

Haha.As you have probably guessed,the dude was nowhere to be seen.He was probably hiding himself very well at that moment or was miles away from class. I reckon that he did that on purpose in order to express his frustration.Man, thanks to him, I gonna have to come up with a more creative way to "express my frustration."

Now I know why people make fun of lawyers.Haha.
:-)