Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
In another unrelated event, I just found out that people still use DIAL -UP connection.Really.Feels so surreal yo,I mean this person says that no one at the place that this person lives uses the Internet much so dial up would do.Further it helps to keep the cost of the Internet bill at the bare minimum, something like RM30 a month.On the downsides, there are major drawbacks like an eternity to stream Youtube videos and a frustrating amount of time to load a web page.
Ain't this a crazy world...
Friday, May 25, 2007
I promise I wouldn't be left out the next time something new starts. Heck I just might wanna start a new trend that everyone would follow.(Like that going to happen)
Better be going now..
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Where was the spirit of 2005? Why did they have to go down this way? I wonder how the team of 2005 was feeling particularly Dudek who was sitting on the bench,must have feel great to exit the club in this manner.
I'm not a Reds supporter but it feel sad not to relived 2005 again..
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Anyway, I hear that you can get breakfast really early now at fast food restaurants something like 04.00.Wow sure gives a whole new meaning to the word bangun pagi.I see it this way,kids would be motivated to get up early to go to school.Sure wish I had the opportunity last time...
Monday, May 21, 2007
I usually get up early when I need to do something urgent and be somewhere but today without much difficulty,I just woke up at the sound of the alarm on a weekday.This ought to give me more time to do things, like surfing,chatting and writting rubbish posts on this blog.
If only I was able to do this every day.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Friday, May 18, 2007
Yeah so as a township, it is a pretty big place and where I went was possible a small part of Kepong.I heard this is the place to get cheap food.I think the CG went to Kepong for a Crab dinner about this time last year.The place could do with more signs to point out the directions.
The thing that hit me was how I as a KLian who has been living in KL for 16+years rarely venture out of my daily routine to explore new places.I mean I feel like a stranger in the city that I grew up.In fact, I think some people from outside the Klang Valley have a better understanding of KL that I do.
Maybe I should make it an effort to explore new places.Can't lose to em city slickers from out of town can I?
Thursday, May 17, 2007
1.Two Bear HuntersTwo men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"
2.Driving with PenguinsA man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
3.Blonde Sheep WinnerThere was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. She asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?" He replied "Sure!" Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one. He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!"
4.Animal One LinersQ: What do whales like to chew? A: Blubber gum! Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? A: DAM
5.Rabbit TestThe Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
The others feel the same too I guess, packing as much as they can in a day.Keep going the goal is at hand.Succeed or fail.Never retreat,never surrender.For those who are resilient will succeed in the end.
Ah ignore the second paragraph,I have been watching 300 again..
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Thursday, May 10, 2007
These are the results:-
Hei not bad at all,my blog is worth USD 2822.70. So with proper alterations and more viewership,I am certain the value will increase.
I was wondering how do they calculate the value of a blog and what can we do with this info? Maybe it ain't accurate,but at this amount I'm not complaining. :-)
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Monday, May 7, 2007
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced a new standard for medical testing.
Testing on rats will be terminated, and in the future live animal testing will be performed using lawyers. The NIH presented the following explanation for its decision:
Some lab assistants were becoming quite attached to their rats, and it was important to find an alternative which would not inspire emotional involvment.
The population of attorneys grows at a faster rate than the population of rats.
Lawyers contribute less to society, and thus are more expendable than rats.
Animal rights societies do not oppose experimentation on lawyers.
There are some things even a rat won't do.
The NIH is trying to resolve concerns raised by this change, that using lawyers for testing may render it more difficult to extrapolate test results to human beings.
2.Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely.
The first lawyer announced, "Those are deer tracks. It's deer season, so we should follow the tracks and find our prey." The second lawyer responded,"Those are clearly elk tracks, and elk are out of season. If we follow your advice, we'll waste the day."
Each attorney believed himself to be the superior woodsman, and they both bitterly stuck to their guns.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
Did you hear about the group of terrorists that hijacked a plane full of lawyers?
They called down to ground control with their list of demands, threatening that if their demands weren't met, they would release one lawyer every hour.
4.What would happen if you lock a zombie in a room full of lawyers?
He would starve to death.
What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
What does it mean when a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule?
It means that after you pay his bill, it's financially hard to get back on your feet.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
One juror overheard saying to another..."You'll notice that neither the prosecutor or defense attorney swore to tell the truth!"
If you see a lawyer on bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him?
That might be your bicycle.
Man,why are people so mean to lawyers?Haha
Right then I discover that he studies in the same class that I do.Even better, he knows most of the people that I know.And I don't know him.
Now,how is it that all these facts present itself in accordingly seems to intrigue me.Granted I could have miss him out but 3 coincidental facts in one day at the same time?
I am losing it I am telling you...
PS: Law students please take note:
Can you admit these issue under S.6 of the Evidence Act or would Common Law Res Gestae be more appropriate?I just can't decide,haha.
Friday, May 4, 2007
Yup, it the one and only Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.I had to try it.So I purchased it,brought it home.The other ingredients used to prepare this meal include milk and butter.
Right then. The said preparations are as follows:
1.Boil some water.
2.When the water is boiled, put the macaroni in and simmer for 7-8 minutes or till it is soft.
3.Once the macaroni is boiled,drain the water and return to the pan.
4.Then add some butter into the macaroni.
5.In goes the milk.
6.Then the all important pasta mix is to be added.
7.Put to boil and stir all the mixtures till it is mixed properly.
8.Once this is done,serve ...
Yeah it was great.I mean how can you go wrong with cheese and macaroni. I finish it clean.The prove? Here you go.
I look forward to preparing and eating this meal again in the near future.Or better yet, would any one of you be so kind as to prepare this for me. I would be most obliged..
Thursday, May 3, 2007
So anyway, I started watching at about 02.30 when the game kicked off and sure enough, goals were scored by Kaka and Seedorf.In the 2nd half, Gilardino scored another goal making it 3-0.Now united had a couple of chances of level the scored but somehow they just didn't manage to capitalised on these chances.
I would also like to comment on the lack of organisation on Man U part especially on the part of it's defence.It was sloppy,how is it that the AC Milan players manage to find themselves in the penalty box without encountering any resistance many of a times in the game.So MU has it self to blame,too many mistakes and wasted opportunities.
Well,I hope Liverpool was watching this game very closely and make the necessary preparation to face AC Milan.I wanna see the repeat of 2005, where Liverpool staged the greatest comeback in the history of football.Let the whole stadium in Athens be covered in a sea of RED.
This is why I watch football...
PS: I am not a Liverpool fan either... :-)